i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you
- can you help me cut my fingernails?
- if I can keep them
- to put with all the rest I've kept
- all of them...
If you still didn’t follow listoflifehacks
Do you see this dog? This is pure happiness
Maybe just maybe if you follow listoflifehacks you’ll have half as much happiness as this dog has
I WILL NOT FOLLOW LIFE HACKS BRO! I LIKE LIVING IN MY OWN ETERNAL HELL!!!!
Well okay then